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[russellwatson17]

Same thing happened to me in Brechin (40 miles south of Aberdeen) but when i was in my car. I just drove off - think i ran over someones foot haha.

[miniEgg]

You could be tempted to fasten a few razor blades under your wheel arches. There is the strange idea that it's cool to abuse Minis for some reason

I would do this.... at the end of the day if they cut themselves to shreds its there own fault.


actually tempted to do it just incase a chav gets hold of our mini...

[Angelic_Fruitcake]

You could be tempted to fasten a few razor blades under your wheel arches. There is the strange idea that it's cool to abuse Minis for some reason

I would do this.... at the end of the day if they cut themselves to shreds its there own fault.


actually tempted to do it just incase a chav gets hold of our mini...

I don't know about that, in the litigious age we're in, they'd probably try and sue you I read somewhere that a burglar sued someone hen he was injured in their house... and won

But something needs to be done, people think it's OK to damage other people's property without a thought

[Juju]

Matilda got her first unwanted attention this week. Some little darling nicked the pinta from our doorstep & chucked the moo juice all over my little black car. I haven't had time to wash her yet, so it has all baked hard & shiny like a tasty little bun. That's going to be a pain in the bot-bot to clean off if Mr Juju's cereal bowls are anything to go by....

[Ethel]

Matilda got her first unwanted attention this week. Some little darling nicked the pinta from our doorstep & chucked the moo juice all over my little black car.

Might've been delinquent blue tits.

[Juju]

Matilda got her first unwanted attention this week. Some little darling nicked the pinta from our doorstep & chucked the moo juice all over my little black car.

Might've been delinquent blue tits.

Tits...yes, blue..... not sure.

[miniEgg]

id get that off asap....

wont be doing the paint any good.

[Angelic_Fruitcake]

Oh no, that's going to be a really unpleasant job as you say, cereal bowls are bad enough

[Doctor_63]

Last night I was waiting outside the pizza place when four 20 something year old chavs walked over to my mini, 2 at each arch on one side. So before they had a chance to start pulling I shout over ask said 'What the hell do you think your doing to my car?' which got them to stand back from the car but then one of them just came out with 'Were going to tip it on its roof what you going to do about it?'
As I was on my jack Jones I told them if they tried tat I would call the cops, by now quite a few people were watching us and as I stoop there getting multiple swear words shouted at me, one of them walking passed me try’s to bloody punch me.
Luckily I stepped out the way and they carried on walking saying next time they see my car its going on it roof.

How the hell do some people just think it’s alright to destroy other peoples things with no thought to what impact it has on others?

Care in the community program

Shoot the feckers and the community will be a better place to live and drive

[big ears]

i have a metal pole in my boot. about half a metre long with 3 inches at the end bent at a right angle. i used to use it to clear out rabit hutches but i reckon it would make a good weapon. im building up to a crowbar and a baseball bat. if i can ever afford it, ill buy vinnie jones and stick him in the passenger seat. id love to see that lock stock scene in real life but involving someone who has just tried to break into my mini. i would laugh at him so much!

you should store a trolley jack behind one of seats ,this means you cant get done for affensive weapons eg.If anybody mucks about with your car you can tell police if you get caught i was gonna change my wheel it looks down go. for knee caps or shoulders stop them .If it was mine i would be in strangeways if anyone arsed about with mine

[Minigirl]

Last night I was waiting outside the pizza place when four 20 something year old chavs walked over to my mini, 2 at each arch on one side. So before they had a chance to start pulling I shout over ask said 'What the hell do you think your doing to my car?' which got them to stand back from the car but then one of them just came out with 'Were going to tip it on its roof what you going to do about it?'
As I was on my jack Jones I told them if they tried tat I would call the cops, by now quite a few people were watching us and as I stoop there getting multiple swear words shouted at me, one of them walking passed me try’s to bloody punch me.
Luckily I stepped out the way and they carried on walking saying next time they see my car its going on it roof.

How the hell do some people just think it’s alright to destroy other peoples things with no thought to what impact it has on others?

Care in the community program

Shoot the feckers and the community will be a better place to live and drive

haha i wish

i bloomin hate chavs. with a passion. they should all die a very slow and painful death..every one of them >

poor minis

[Juju]

id get that off asap....

wont be doing the paint any good.

Oh no, that's going to be a really unpleasant job as you say, cereal bowls are bad enough

She's clean again. Took a fair while, but fingernails are useful. Praise be to Autoglym.

[taffy1967]

id get that off asap....

wont be doing the paint any good.

Oh no, that's going to be a really unpleasant job as you say, cereal bowls are bad enough

She's clean again. Took a fair while, but fingernails are useful. Praise be to Autoglym.

I hope a house falls on the scum that did that to your lovely Mini.

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[taffy1967]

Okay I posted this in a similar thread in 'Mini Chat', but I figured it worth posting here too: -

Well this message was posted by a member of my local Mini Club and it really made my day: -

Left work as normal today and modified Corsa tried pushing me along, driving way too close and flashing his lights.

So since I'm so considerate and helpful I applied my brakes and stopped the car in the middle of the road, to see if my fellow motorist had some urgent news for me....

We both got out of the cars and he started using some foul language towards me and my car, as I approached this foul mouthed yob he used some very descriptive words about what he was going to do to me.

He came towards me in an aggressive manner and tried to grab me, so I persuaded his arm behind his back and his head onto his bonnet and the best bit.....

Whilst he hurriedly tried to apologise to me I made him say 'I love your car' repeatedly telling him I can't hear you...

I let him go and he drove off calling me some more choice words...

Made me smile all the way home...

The Mini is a very nice Twin-Point Cooper and the yob must have been on drugs or something because 'Taff' the owner doesn't look like someone you'd want to mess with. LOL

[taffy1967]

Maybe it should start a new thread along the lines of 'Chavs Get Their Comeuppance' or 'A Chavs Worst Nightmare' etc...............

to be honest my Mini is always garaged, but when it is outside the house (in the daylight hours) I still worry because of the things I've read here. But only this week a gang of youngsters walked past it (I wasn't far away at the time) and they all said 'how cool is that Mini'.

So perhaps I'm lucky here?