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#1 Ben_O

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Posted 27 July 2014 - 06:24 PM

Know a good pun or have a random mind like me with all kinds of 'punny' junk spilling out.

 

Share it here!

 

Ill start..

 

An angry bird landed on a door knob. Then flew off the handle.

 

Enjoy and join in!

 

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Posted 27 July 2014 - 06:31 PM

Multi-storey car park crime. It's wrong on so many levels.



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Posted 27 July 2014 - 06:41 PM

I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.



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Posted 27 July 2014 - 06:42 PM

I had to quit my job in the Helium factory, I wasn't being spoken to in that tone of voice!



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Posted 27 July 2014 - 06:43 PM

It's not that I don't know how to juggle, I just don't have the balls.



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Posted 27 July 2014 - 06:43 PM

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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Posted 27 July 2014 - 06:45 PM

I recently started volunteering at an Atheism group, I like it because it's a non-prophet organisation.



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Posted 27 July 2014 - 06:47 PM

If I don't pay my exorcism bills, will I be repossessed?



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Posted 27 July 2014 - 06:48 PM

I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn't find any



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Posted 27 July 2014 - 06:54 PM

I've run out of clean puns... dammit! >_<



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Posted 27 July 2014 - 06:56 PM

I once had a fear of hurdles, But I got over it.



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Posted 27 July 2014 - 06:58 PM

I'm sick of arguing with my girlfriend about cosmetics. It's time to kiss and 'make-up'



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Posted 27 July 2014 - 07:01 PM

I used to be a necroph......no, wait.  I can't do that one either. >_<



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Posted 27 July 2014 - 07:19 PM

A friend of mine always wanted to get run over by a steam engine. When he did, he was chuffed to bits.



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Posted 27 July 2014 - 07:27 PM

Old colanders never die, they just can't take the strain anymore.






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