Whilst pepping a car for paint, i would advise the use of tak cloths, especially as they are 'dirt cheap'
Just For The 'pun' Of It
#16
Posted 27 July 2014 - 07:38 PM
#17
Posted 27 July 2014 - 08:02 PM
Once you've seen one shopping centre you've seen the Mall.
#18
Posted 27 July 2014 - 08:05 PM
DAAAAAD! I'm hungry!
Nice to meet you Hungry.
#19
Posted 27 July 2014 - 08:32 PM
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, its hard to put down
#20
Posted 27 July 2014 - 08:32 PM
my friends bakery got burnt down last night, now his business is toast.
#21
Posted 27 July 2014 - 08:34 PM
Pizza chefs who have flour on their face at the end of a long shift call that a 5-o’clock shadough.
#22
Posted 27 July 2014 - 08:37 PM
the man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran
#23
Posted 27 July 2014 - 08:38 PM
I was heavily into drug abuse, but got tired of being thrown out of Boots.
#24
Posted 27 July 2014 - 08:38 PM
have you ever tryed eating a clock, its very time consuming
#25
Posted 27 July 2014 - 08:40 PM
I keep my ear close to the ground, consequently I listen to a lot of dog pooh!
#26
Posted 27 July 2014 - 08:40 PM
Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too
#27
Posted 27 July 2014 - 08:45 PM
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity .....................It's impossible to put down.
I forgot how to throw a boomerang,................. but it came back to me.
I used to be a banker ...............................but I lost interest
Police were called to a nursery where a three-year-old was .......................resisting a rest.
He drove his expensive car into a tree .....................and found out how the Mercedes bends.
Edited by sledgehammer, 27 July 2014 - 08:50 PM.
#28
Posted 27 July 2014 - 08:48 PM
The guy that invented the door knocker won a no-bell prize.
#29
Posted 27 July 2014 - 08:49 PM
I opened the door for a clown .............. I thought it was a nice jester.
Why made the capacitor kiss the diode? ..................... He just couldn't resistor.
#30
Posted 27 July 2014 - 09:27 PM
When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.
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