I hate hoovering, it really sucks...
Just For The 'pun' Of It
#31
Posted 27 July 2014 - 09:56 PM
#32
Posted 27 July 2014 - 10:22 PM
Got complimented on my driving skills earlier. Someone left a note saying "Parking Fine" on my windscreen. Nice it was noticed.
#33
Posted 28 July 2014 - 04:28 AM
#34
Posted 28 July 2014 - 04:29 AM
#35
Posted 28 July 2014 - 08:30 AM
#36
Posted 28 July 2014 - 08:32 PM
As a kid I walked the plank, we couldn't afford a dog.
#37
Posted 28 July 2014 - 08:36 PM
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
#38
Posted 28 July 2014 - 08:38 PM
I stumbled across a nudist camp the other day. There is a hole in the wall, the police are looking into it...
#39
Posted 28 July 2014 - 08:57 PM
A man charged with making fake Viagra was acquitted after the prosecution failed to make their case stand up in court.
#40
Posted 28 July 2014 - 09:13 PM
#41
Posted 28 July 2014 - 09:28 PM
#42
Posted 29 July 2014 - 12:39 PM
A piece of string walks into a pub and the bar man says " I don't serve bits of string" so the string leaves.
The piece of string frays the end of him and walks back in. The bar man says "I don't serve bits of string" so the string leaves.
The string ties a knot in himself and walks back in. The bar man says "are you a piece of string?". The piece of string replies " I'm a frayed knot".
#43
Posted 29 July 2014 - 12:55 PM
My local butcher backed into his meat grinder today. He got a little behind in his work
#44
Posted 29 July 2014 - 12:59 PM
How does NASA organise a party?
They planet.
#45
Posted 29 July 2014 - 01:02 PM
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
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