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An angry bird landed on a door knob. Then flew off the handle.
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Ben
Posted 27 July 2014 - 06:24 PM
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Know a good pun or have a random mind like me with all kinds of 'punny' junk spilling out.
Share it here!
Ill start..
An angry bird landed on a door knob. Then flew off the handle.
Enjoy and join in!
Ben
Posted 27 July 2014 - 06:31 PM
Multi-storey car park crime. It's wrong on so many levels.
Posted 27 July 2014 - 06:41 PM
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.
Posted 27 July 2014 - 06:42 PM
I had to quit my job in the Helium factory, I wasn't being spoken to in that tone of voice!
Posted 27 July 2014 - 06:43 PM
It's not that I don't know how to juggle, I just don't have the balls.
Posted 27 July 2014 - 06:43 PM
Posted 27 July 2014 - 06:45 PM
I recently started volunteering at an Atheism group, I like it because it's a non-prophet organisation.
Posted 27 July 2014 - 06:47 PM
If I don't pay my exorcism bills, will I be repossessed?
Posted 27 July 2014 - 06:48 PM
I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn't find any
Posted 27 July 2014 - 06:54 PM
I've run out of clean puns... dammit!
Posted 27 July 2014 - 06:56 PM
I once had a fear of hurdles, But I got over it.
Posted 27 July 2014 - 06:58 PM
I'm sick of arguing with my girlfriend about cosmetics. It's time to kiss and 'make-up'
Posted 27 July 2014 - 07:01 PM
I used to be a necroph......no, wait. I can't do that one either.
Posted 27 July 2014 - 07:19 PM
A friend of mine always wanted to get run over by a steam engine. When he did, he was chuffed to bits.
Posted 27 July 2014 - 07:27 PM
Old colanders never die, they just can't take the strain anymore.
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