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[HarrysMini]

A man was hospitalised with 6 plastic horses up his bottom.. The doctors described his condition as stable.

[Tamworthbay]

Picasso was found dead after critics said his paintings were crap. Doctors confirmed he died of art failure.

[mini93]

*not a pun*

 

I once went to warwick castle, and going through the dungeons one of the actors made a pun... I was the only one to laugh, I felt to special I got a pitty "thank you" cheers back at me.

 

Just something about puns that tickle me!

[Tamworthbay]

Scottish horse rider died of a drug overdose after taking Jock Es


(I'm scraping the barrel now, is it time to to do the Viagra joke about the 90 year old guy getting them cut into quarters to stop peeing on his boots or is that too risqué?)

[Ben_O]

I saw a sign at a drug rehabilitation centre today. There was a sign in the grounds that said 'keep off the grass'

[M J W J]

One of Milton Jones'

 

On my way to Russia I met a Chick in Kiev.

 

One of Stuart Francis'

 

I dedicate this joke to my dad who was a roofer. Dad if you are up there...

[Tamworthbay]

I met a woman in Ethiopia but I had to leave, so I told her Abyssinia.

[mini93]

I took a poll recently and 100% of people were quite annoyed their tents fallen down.

 

 

I saw this guy at the Glee club in Birmingham, such funnies

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[Ben_O]

My shampoo is 'head and shoulders' above the rest

[Ben_O]

While on the subject of Shampoo, i just bought some cockney shampoo. only cost 'pantene' 

[rusty30]

Tomorrow I must stop procrastinating

[Miniminx71]

Saw an ad that said "Telly for sale - £1.00. Volume stuck on full". I thought, "I can't turn that down."

[Ben_O]

Saw an ad that said "Telly for sale - £1.00. Volume stuck on full". I thought, "I can't turn that down."

I spat out a mouthful of tea when i read that!

[Ben_O]

I don't know where my love of flowers stems from

[sledgehammer]

If anyone can come up with a fish based pun -

 

- let Minnow  .