A man was hospitalised with 6 plastic horses up his bottom.. The doctors described his condition as stable.
Just For The 'pun' Of It
#46
Posted 29 July 2014 - 01:07 PM
#47
Posted 29 July 2014 - 02:53 PM
#48
Posted 29 July 2014 - 06:09 PM
*not a pun*
I once went to warwick castle, and going through the dungeons one of the actors made a pun... I was the only one to laugh, I felt to special I got a pitty "thank you" cheers back at me.
Just something about puns that tickle me!
#49
Posted 29 July 2014 - 06:23 PM
(I'm scraping the barrel now, is it time to to do the Viagra joke about the 90 year old guy getting them cut into quarters to stop peeing on his boots or is that too risqué?)
#50
Posted 29 July 2014 - 06:32 PM
I saw a sign at a drug rehabilitation centre today. There was a sign in the grounds that said 'keep off the grass'
#51
Posted 29 July 2014 - 06:35 PM
One of Milton Jones'
On my way to Russia I met a Chick in Kiev.
One of Stuart Francis'
I dedicate this joke to my dad who was a roofer. Dad if you are up there...
#52
Posted 29 July 2014 - 06:39 PM
#53
Posted 29 July 2014 - 06:46 PM
I took a poll recently and 100% of people were quite annoyed their tents fallen down.
I saw this guy at the Glee club in Birmingham, such funnies
Edited by mini93, 29 July 2014 - 06:46 PM.
#54
Posted 29 July 2014 - 09:58 PM
My shampoo is 'head and shoulders' above the rest
#55
Posted 29 July 2014 - 10:00 PM
While on the subject of Shampoo, i just bought some cockney shampoo. only cost 'pantene'
#56
Posted 29 July 2014 - 10:10 PM
#57
Posted 29 July 2014 - 10:16 PM
Saw an ad that said "Telly for sale - £1.00. Volume stuck on full". I thought, "I can't turn that down."
#58
Posted 29 July 2014 - 10:17 PM
Saw an ad that said "Telly for sale - £1.00. Volume stuck on full". I thought, "I can't turn that down."
I spat out a mouthful of tea when i read that!
#59
Posted 30 July 2014 - 05:24 PM
I don't know where my love of flowers stems from
#60
Posted 30 July 2014 - 07:33 PM
If anyone can come up with a fish based pun -
- let Minnow .
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