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[Darkscamp]

i think the only member of tmf not on here is Saxo-Fiesta-Muppet,

he must be out taking the flywheel off to use as a spare wheel while he gets his other one fixed

wont be a problem though as the car will still drive

[cookie4343]

Would you carry on driveing if your fan belt snaped !!!!!!
I think you would, your just let your engine cook or maybe you will take your socks off and tye them togeather for a pemanent fix.

Edited by cookie4343, 21 May 2009 - 06:57 PM.

[cagy]

is this turning to a list of bodges saxo man can do if his mini breaks down??? lol


Craig

[Darkscamp]

Would you carry on driveing if your fan belt snaped !!!!!!
I think you would, your just let your engine cook or maybe you will take your socks off and tye them togeather for a pemanent fix.

he doesnt wear socks, he could never get them over his shoes

[cookie4343]

Would you carry on driveing if your fan belt snaped !!!!!!
I think you would, your just let your engine cook or maybe you will take your socks off and tye them togeather for a pemanent fix.

he doesnt wear socks, he could never get them over his shoes

[Burnard]

Would you carry on driveing if your fan belt snaped !!!!!!
I think you would, your just let your engine cook or maybe you will take your socks off and tye them togeather for a pemanent fix.

he doesnt wear socks, he could never get them over his shoes

no he just cant find ones that fit his huge feet.

[Asphalt]

I'm very lucky there's some kind of moat filled with much water between him (his car) and me

[edit]Haha - the number of spectators is increasing fast

Edited by Asphalt, 21 May 2009 - 07:05 PM.

[cookie4343]

is this turning to a list of bodges saxo man can do if his mini breaks down??? lol


Craig

Yes
Snapped fanbelt, hell take his socks off.
Brake pads worn, hell get some steel and make some.
Snapped bolts, hell take of another important part of hiss mini ie steering arm.
Flat tyre, take his flywheel off to replace it.
No jack or wheelbrace, hell use his teeth.

[Burnard]

I'm very lucky there's some kind of moat filled with much water between him (his car) and me

[edit]Haha - the number of spectators is increasing fast

No, he will fill his sills, and cover the underside of his car with expanding foam, and drive across.

[Asphalt]

No, he will fill his sills, and cover the underside of his car with expanding foam, and drive across.

Haha - I'd like to see that

To be honest: I REALY don't want to know the dark figure of people drive around with bodges like that... He's quite possibly not the only one (which doesn't make it any better!).

He might be a good chap, I don't put that in doubt - but his sense for responsibility lacks a bit, don't you think? :)

[dave21478]

Never mind all that....
...This kid has been working on cars for 3 years, and from what I gather is doing some kind of training or apprenticeship in mechanics?
Yet he thinks a failed damper will cause his wheels to lock up?

3 years wasted, right there.

[roofless]

Never mind all that....
...This kid has been working on cars for 3 years, and from what I gather is doing some kind of training or apprenticeship in mechanics?
Yet he thinks a failed damper will cause his wheels to lock up?

3 years wasted, right there.

chief mekanic at halfords wasnt it?

[cookie4343]

Fool

Who Me or him!!!!!
I think he's more than a fool, i think he's a total blank who should'nt be aloud anywhere near a car, let alone a mini.

[Shifty]

Never mind all that....
...This kid has been working on cars for 3 years, and from what I gather is doing some kind of training or apprenticeship in mechanics?
Yet he thinks a failed damper will cause his wheels to lock up?

3 years wasted, right there.

chief mekanic at halfords wasnt it?

Please, pot-washer to the chief mecanno mechanic at halfrauds!!

[minipete]

I bet he wished he never posted such a thread now, because now he's made him self look like a total blonker.
I couldn`t have said it better myself!