Groundhog pancakes,which had been seasoned with...
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#182
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Posted 16 August 2013 - 05:03 PM
Kojaks long lost hair and a pinch of.......
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Posted 16 August 2013 - 05:52 PM
Dynamite just to give them a bit of a "kick", which is important because.....
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Posted 16 August 2013 - 05:55 PM
You are only supposed to blow the bloody doors off the.........
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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:04 PM
Toilet doors...somone go fetch Camp freddy, as i seem to have.......
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Posted 17 August 2013 - 04:46 AM
de ja vu,or have i just entered,the matrix,or have i always been here,,,anyway...
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Posted 17 August 2013 - 05:17 AM
The real question is of course "what colour do Smurfs turn if you strangle them?" Ozzy asked as he lit his.....
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Posted 17 August 2013 - 06:04 AM
Own farts, which don't impress prince Phillip, he prefers to............
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Posted 17 August 2013 - 07:39 AM
go on the lash with his good pals Boris Johnson and Eric Pickles. Some say his face is like a....
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Posted 17 August 2013 - 11:51 AM
mini head gasket,squashed and covered in crap,though his one redeeming feature is..
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Posted 17 August 2013 - 12:26 PM
The size of his dipstick which he uses to......
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Posted 17 August 2013 - 08:38 PM
probe holes and measure his depth. He also uses it on the weekend to...
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Posted 17 August 2013 - 10:15 PM
Poke passing pensioners. They tend to respond to this by...
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Posted 18 August 2013 - 07:06 AM
Getting their grandchildren to throw lollipops...
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Posted 18 August 2013 - 07:26 AM
At the bear he drags round behind him on a chain to.......
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