...nuts. Also on the menu at Elvis' chip shop are...
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Posted 23 July 2013 - 08:39 PM
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Posted 23 July 2013 - 08:41 PM
deep fried hamburgers his favourite along with pickled..
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Posted 23 July 2013 - 08:41 PM
Spam fritters, which are of course junk mail coated in batter and...
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Posted 23 July 2013 - 08:54 PM
...full of internet Viagra, Which Elvis needs these days just to...
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Posted 23 July 2013 - 08:59 PM
howl like a hound dog and other animals....such as
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Posted 23 July 2013 - 09:38 PM
Squirrels that are high on coccaine laced Nutella fritters, that also happen to be made to order in Elvis's own chip shop! Deep fried meat products, laced with narcotics, have become increasingly popular in recent years, ever since.....
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Posted 28 July 2013 - 08:51 PM
It turned out the queen is a crack head addicted to coke and......
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Posted 28 July 2013 - 09:54 PM
Nutella hot dogs served with I can't believe it's not butter. She can't tell the difference but Ozzy Osbourne...
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Posted 28 July 2013 - 09:57 PM
who is a big fan of deep fried squirrels and bats found that snorting....
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Posted 29 July 2013 - 07:26 AM
Chipolata sausages made him sound like joe pasquale which........
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Posted 16 August 2013 - 12:51 AM
made such a high pitch noise it drove all the badgers in the area insane, causing them to
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Posted 16 August 2013 - 05:23 AM
spontaneously combust,sending a shockwave of singed badger hair all over Kelly Osbourne,improving her looks,but sadly...
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Posted 16 August 2013 - 08:06 AM
Confusing ozzy who thought she was a burglar and.......
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Posted 16 August 2013 - 12:59 PM
Ripped the heads off a few live bats with his bare teeth and spat them at her whilst.....,
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Posted 16 August 2013 - 01:10 PM
whistling Dixie and knocking up a fresh batch of.......
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