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[Leics1275]

replicate the hoffmeister adverts from years ago,which...

[AVV IT]

have been resurrected by David Hasselhoff (AKA) "the Hoff", who now refers to himself as "The Hoffmeister" whilst sliding into his bright orange speedos with....

[Tamworthbay]

A double helping of lard injected from a grease gun he bought off.......

[AVV IT]

Pamela Anderson who had been using it top her bazookas for many a year, but no longer needed it as these she used a.........

[Tamworthbay]

Canister of helium which was ill advised because........

[AVV IT]

it is well documented that helium becomes unstable when mixed with significant quantities of lard, making pammies bazookas highly volatile and likley to.......

[Tamworthbay]

Explode, which means she has been banned the White House but has had an invite from........

[AVV IT]

Al Qaueda to make a guest appearance at their Christmas party this year, so long as she brings along.....

[Lyford01]

one bag of nails,two bags of washers and a bag of ballbearings in a smal bag strapped to bazookas for

[Tamworthbay]

The after dinner finale, unfortunately she had to decline because........

[AVV IT]

she had already agreed to go to the Baywatch Reunion Christmas Party that day, at which Erica Eleniak would be jumping out of a cake whilst topless because.......

[Stiggytoo]

Why not? That's why...

[Leics1275]

Sales of small metallic hardware have gone through the floor,prompting a response from...

[Tamworthbay]

The Ghost of Thatcher who famously wanted us to be a nation of shopkeepers, her appearance was a surprise to........

[Leics1275]

no-one as we'll never actually get rid of her,though there are ways to...