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#241 Tamworthbay

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 05:11 PM

Because as the yanks know we are all closet Marxists and must be suppressed. We need to be killed to save us from.......

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Posted 12 September 2013 - 09:23 AM

Buying poorly built south Korean hatchbacks which are a known cause of....



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Posted 12 September 2013 - 09:37 AM

flatulence, as are those orange bean things from....



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Posted 12 September 2013 - 11:56 AM

Loompaland!! They also stunt your growth and turn your skin bright orange if consumed in larger enough quantities, just ask any Oompa Loompa and they'll tell you, whilst...... 



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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:25 PM

Buying German cars proves you are superior because after all Himmler drove a ........

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:27 PM

Trabant that had no indicators but did suffer badly with a case of....



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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:37 PM

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:39 PM

being built out of compressed cardboard when it cries it actually feel to bits while thinking what...



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Posted 15 September 2013 - 08:30 AM

The world would be like if only Joe Pasquale had been elected head of the UN and carried out his threat to........

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Posted 15 September 2013 - 09:14 AM

reform the spice girls



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Posted 15 September 2013 - 09:33 AM

And send them to attack North Korea. It was only stopped because.......

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Posted 17 September 2013 - 10:29 AM

...they would have come up against there mortal enemies Five Spice, and we all know that would cause...



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Posted 18 September 2013 - 04:56 PM

An inversion of space and time. All doctor who fans know that because...........

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Posted 18 September 2013 - 06:33 PM

An inversion of space and time. All doctor who fans know that because...........

a japanese frozen pea manufacturer once.......



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Posted 18 September 2013 - 09:05 PM

achieved successful time travel by mixing frozen peas with plutonium 210 and...........






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