Scare her off, the sight of people working is the best way. Don't invite bankers to the party though because she will.......
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, Jul 16 2013 07:21 PM
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Posted 20 August 2013 - 08:31 AM
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Posted 20 August 2013 - 04:16 PM
have to play tennis with Dennis Rodman, Prunella Scales and...
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Posted 20 August 2013 - 04:20 PM
Basil Brush!!... Who incidentally was actually a fox, even though he looked more like an overgrown squirrel wearing a.......
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Posted 20 August 2013 - 07:03 PM
bath mat,stretched round his middle,hiding his bald patch and...
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Posted 24 August 2013 - 08:18 PM
Bin Laden, as we all know this was a cover up thought out by..
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Posted 24 August 2013 - 08:31 PM
Adolf hitler who didn't die in Berlin but lives in a vw camper in..........
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Posted 24 August 2013 - 08:45 PM
the back yard of 11 Downing Street which he shares with Elvis Presley and......
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Posted 24 August 2013 - 08:53 PM
Maggie thatcher. It was hard having the evilest person in history in a camper, but Hitler put up with her because she.......
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Posted 24 August 2013 - 09:33 PM
Could whip up a mean chicken madras on a camping stove, her secret ingredient was of course.....
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Posted 25 August 2013 - 06:44 AM
The ashes of coal miners which she kept hidden up her............
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Posted 25 August 2013 - 07:28 AM
Exhaust pipe,which she keeps lubricated with...
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Posted 31 August 2013 - 06:18 PM
with duck fat, the camping stove that was fired by farts of dwarf goats from
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Posted 31 August 2013 - 06:23 PM
Argentina, which everyone knows was the real reason for the Falklands war. The reason for the Second World War however was.......
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Posted 31 August 2013 - 07:02 PM
Was that hitler had the queens special butt plug and would not give it back or share it with other guests at a late night rave where
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Posted 31 August 2013 - 10:59 PM
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