unless you are in the company of the squirrels who smuggle nutella in to buck house for prince phillips midnight .....
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, Jul 16 2013 07:21 PM
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Posted 01 September 2013 - 12:12 AM
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Posted 01 September 2013 - 08:34 AM
Attempt to use a Nutella jar as a replacement for the butt plug stolen by Hitler. He had tried..........
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Posted 01 September 2013 - 08:51 AM
To insert the jar but some how created a vacuum sucking him and all the surrounding
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Posted 01 September 2013 - 08:55 AM
Gold candlesticks up her bum which caused problems at airport metal detectors. Which is why she...........
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Posted 01 September 2013 - 12:56 PM
Always travelled by boat, or hamster powered rickshaw, unless....
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Posted 09 September 2013 - 01:30 PM
her 98 year old gran with a severe back issue was available to give her a piggyback, however this is not always convenient as...
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Posted 09 September 2013 - 05:10 PM
She kept falling over when sniffing coke through a ..............
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Posted 09 September 2013 - 06:18 PM
Silly straw. Nevertheless, gran was a huge...
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Posted 09 September 2013 - 10:15 PM
Fan on gangster rap music. Her grandson on the other hand was a huge fan of...
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Posted 10 September 2013 - 06:22 AM
Listening to morse code, who would have thought he was really the Stig! Some say..........
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Posted 10 September 2013 - 06:47 AM
That every Kia is designed and handcrafted by Kim jong un himself, and that....
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Posted 10 September 2013 - 11:33 AM
the "Sportage"'s rear end is modelled on his own rear end and this is why the car is...
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Posted 10 September 2013 - 11:42 AM
of rather chubby appearance and also likes to fire nuclear weapons out of it's fat ass, in an attempt to intimidate american muscle cars. This however has little effect because......
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Posted 10 September 2013 - 04:16 PM
No one really has any weapons anyway, its all a ploy by the yanks to feed their huge corporations e.g. Nuclear weapons, McDonalds and.........
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Posted 10 September 2013 - 04:46 PM
Geico. This is necessary...
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