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[Mini Mega828]

Whats a Mexican's favourite super car?

 

Maclaren P-Juan 

[Ben_O]

I have always fancied myself a large carpark.

 

well today i noticed one of the local pubs is advertising one for free!

 

[Ben_O]

I have just been charged for theft after misinterpreting my assignment to stake out a butchers shop

[MrBounce]

Being offered a new exciting job looking after rare trees.

I am going to work for special branch.

[Anthony30]

Being offered a new exciting job looking after rare trees.

I am going to work for special branch.

I'm sure you'll get to the root of any problems that may occur.

[Tamworthbay]

Being offered a new exciting job looking after rare trees.
I am going to work for special branch.

I'm sure you'll get to the root of any problems that may occur.

Wood I do that job? Wood I ever!

[MrBounce]

 

 

Being offered a new exciting job looking after rare trees.
I am going to work for special branch.

I'm sure you'll get to the root of any problems that may occur.

Wood I do that job? Wood I ever!

 

Well I won't leaf anytime soon...

[Tamworthbay]

Being offered a new exciting job looking after rare trees.
I am going to work for special branch.

I'm sure you'll get to the root of any problems that may occur.

Wood I do that job? Wood I ever!

Well I won't leaf anytime soon...

But it may sap your strength, then you will,have to twig when it's time to give up. That's assuming you can cedar problem of course and you may pine for your old job back.

[Anthony30]

Or spruce up, and find another job!

[Tamworthbay]

I am sure he will manage to conker this one.

[Ben_O]

 

 

 

 

Being offered a new exciting job looking after rare trees.
I am going to work for special branch.

I'm sure you'll get to the root of any problems that may occur.

Wood I do that job? Wood I ever!

Well I won't leaf anytime soon...

But it may sap your strength, then you will,have to twig when it's time to give up. That's assuming you can cedar problem of course and you may pine for your old job back.

 

Mr Bounce seems like he is the kind of person who will stick to one job so your are 'bark'ing up the wrong Tree with those comments Clive

[Anthony30]

We'll just have to hedge our bets.  

[Ben_O]

We'll just have to hedge our bets.  

Gambling is as bad as trees un where i come from...

 

That's it now, i'm stumped for any more tree puns

[Anthony30]

I'm sure your imagination will branch out shortly.

[Ben_O]

I'm sure your imagination will branch out shortly.

You are Acorn ey person Anthony