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[Tamworthbay]

When we raised the alarm at work today, the midget's were furious

tell me about it, I got abuse off a dwarf with no qualifications. I said to him 'look son, you're not big and you're not clever......'

[jccc78]

in the news today I heard a man died after getting fatal disease form a bag
they said to be careful as it was a carrier

[mini93]

in the news today I heard a man died after getting fatal disease form a bag
they said to be careful as it was a carrier

 

Wasnt a bag for life then?

[Tamworthbay]

I have just finished making 100 pairs of clown shoes. It was no small feat.

[Ben_O]

According to the song by cornershop, Everybody loves a bosom for a pillow...............

 

.........I prefer mammary foam 

 

   

[Mini Mega828]

I have the heart of a lion 

 

And a life time ban from the Zoo

[M J W J]

I've just finished my homework in record time. My home economics coursework was a piece of cake.

[Tamworthbay]

I turned up late to a very popular fungi appreciation society meeting, there wasn't mushroom left.

[Tamworthbay]

And for afters, a genuine WW2 one taken from the inside front cover of a book called Bomber command and published in the dark days of 1941- the scharnhorst doesn't look so Gniesenau

[Berrybox]

[Ben_O]

They are great!

Edited by Ben_O, 05 December 2014 - 12:32 PM.

[jccc78]

man goes to doctors only wearing cling film  when it was his turn to be seen he walks into the room and sits  down .  

The docter says  i can clearly see your nutts

[M J W J]

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep in.

[Tamworthbay]

Just got back from A and E after having a firework removed from my throat. That's the last thing I'm eating on Burns night.

[Domneon]

I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.