I went shoplifting, but they were too heavy.
Just For The 'pun' Of It
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, Jul 27 2014 06:24 PM
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#196
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Posted 20 December 2014 - 05:59 PM
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Posted 23 December 2014 - 08:24 PM
Think. Its what you do when you can't thwim.
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Posted 24 December 2014 - 07:31 AM
A new branch of Burger king has just opened.
Its a whopper!
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Posted 24 December 2014 - 07:32 AM
Have you heard the news?
The Cigarette factory has just gone up in smoke
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Posted 24 December 2014 - 07:41 AM
Bhahaha,,,, some real corkers there fellas, nothing like a good laugh,,,, I ran out of likes!
Q. What do you call a blind antelope?
No idea
Q. What do you call a blind antelope with no legs?
Still no idea.
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Posted 24 December 2014 - 07:42 AM
Is there a Christmas Thread running somewhere?
Merry Christmas all the same
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Posted 24 December 2014 - 07:52 AM
I got kicked out of DFS the other day.
I have no idea why??
I only asked the assistant for one Night Stand and she kicked off!
Edited by Ben_O, 24 December 2014 - 07:53 AM.
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Posted 24 December 2014 - 11:58 PM
That's enough for Christmas presents now.
Its a Wrap
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Posted 26 December 2014 - 10:29 PM
why is it getting harder to buy advent callenders?
their days are numbered
their days are numbered
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Posted 27 December 2014 - 09:57 AM
My mini has been popping and farting all morning, that's the last time I give it the beans.
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Posted 13 January 2015 - 07:46 PM
I saw an RAC guy sobbing in his van today, I think he was close to a breakdown.
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Posted 13 January 2015 - 07:48 PM
Some yobbo threw a bottle of fabric softener at me today, it must have been Lenor as it was too close for comfort.
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Posted 28 January 2015 - 06:56 PM
two friends are in a steak house tucking in to their rib eyes, when the woman on the next table starts waving her arms around then clutches her neck.
'are you ok lady?' asks one, turning red in the face she frantically shakes her head and points to her throat.
the man calmly gets up and walks over to her, lifts her into a standing position, lifts up her skirt, and sticks his tongue on the back of her pants.
shocked, she coughed up the offending piece of meat.
the man strolled back to his seat.
his mate is impressed
'wow, that's the first time i've ever seen the Hind lick manoeuvre '
'are you ok lady?' asks one, turning red in the face she frantically shakes her head and points to her throat.
the man calmly gets up and walks over to her, lifts her into a standing position, lifts up her skirt, and sticks his tongue on the back of her pants.
shocked, she coughed up the offending piece of meat.
the man strolled back to his seat.
his mate is impressed
'wow, that's the first time i've ever seen the Hind lick manoeuvre '
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Posted 28 January 2015 - 08:58 PM
what tipe of train eats too much?
a chew chew train
a chew chew train
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Posted 28 January 2015 - 09:15 PM
I am surprised Demis Rousos has died, I thought he would live forever and ever
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