After years of unemployment, i have finally got a job as a bread delivery driver.
It's time to earn my crust
In Mold?
No mate, Sandwich in kent
Just For The 'pun' Of It
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Ben_O
, Jul 27 2014 06:24 PM
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Posted 19 April 2015 - 07:54 PM
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Posted 19 April 2015 - 07:55 PM
It's a half baked idea anyway. Your going to get your fingers burnt. 
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Posted 19 April 2015 - 07:57 PM
It's a half baked idea anyway. Your going to get your fingers burnt.
Then ill be toast 
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Posted 19 April 2015 - 08:03 PM
You'll need to use your loaf then.
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Posted 19 April 2015 - 08:06 PM
You'll need to use your loaf then.
It wouldn't be the first half baked idea i have had but this time, its a matter of loaf and death
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Posted 19 April 2015 - 08:07 PM
and you don't need to be sherloaf holmes to see that!
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Posted 19 April 2015 - 09:08 PM
Sherloaf Holmes???????? 
dredging the barrel a bit there mate
dredging the barrel a bit there mate
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Posted 19 April 2015 - 09:11 PM
I had meat scraps for tea tonight.
It was offal
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Posted 19 April 2015 - 10:55 PM
I'm so glad i finally sold my old car....
...It was a triumph
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Posted 20 April 2015 - 06:06 AM
I just sold a car with a wheel missing for £100,000. The wife said I was Robin the guy.
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Posted 20 April 2015 - 06:07 AM
My mate just made out with a princess, got some bad friction burns from the exhaust.
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Posted 20 April 2015 - 12:29 PM
You should have seen my face when i hired an Escort for the evening
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Posted 20 April 2015 - 01:07 PM
Apparently when an undertaker has a stiffie, it doesn't always mean they are pleased to see you.
However, they are always pleased to have a stiffie........
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Posted 20 April 2015 - 02:54 PM
However, they are always pleased to have a stiffie........
Apparently when an undertaker has a stiffie, it doesn't always mean they are pleased to see you.
Undertaker? That's a dead end job...
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Posted 20 April 2015 - 03:18 PM
but it's a profession people are dieing to get intoHowever, they are always pleased to have a stiffie........Apparently when an undertaker has a stiffie, it doesn't always mean they are pleased to see you.
Undertaker? That's a dead end job...
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