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[lsto]

Apparently when an undertaker has a stiffie, it doesn't always mean they are pleased to see you.

However, they are always pleased to have a stiffie........

Undertaker? That's a dead end job...

but it's a profession people are dieing to get into

Really? I was told its a trade that's slowly dying out...

[Tamworthbay]

Apparently when an undertaker has a stiffie, it doesn't always mean they are pleased to see you.

However, they are always pleased to have a stiffie........

Undertaker? That's a dead end job...

but it's a profession people are dieing to get into

Really? I was told its a trade that's slowly dying out...

of corpse it isn't dying out, I would be gravely concerned if it was.

[Ben_O]

 

 

 

 

 

Apparently when an undertaker has a stiffie, it doesn't always mean they are pleased to see you.

However, they are always pleased to have a stiffie........

Undertaker? That's a dead end job...

but it's a profession people are dieing to get into

Really? I was told its a trade that's slowly dying out...

of corpse it isn't dying out, I would be gravely concerned if it was.

 

They need some more trainees in to re-hearse

[Ben_O]

I have just installed a spam filter.

Now my Coffee just tastes weird......

[Tamworthbay]

I have just installed a spam filter.
Now my Coffee just tastes weird......

been watching the ads haven't you Ben

[Ben_O]

 

I have just installed a spam filter.
Now my Coffee just tastes weird......

been watching the ads haven't you Ben

 

Absolutely!

 

I heard it just now whilst watching the Island and it cracked me up so i thought i would share it

[Tamworthbay]

My mate asked me to paint his porch in gloss white, I did a good job but it wasn't a porch it was a ferrari.

[Anthony30]

My mate asked me to paint his porch in gloss white, I did a good job but it wasn't a porch it was a ferrari.

I bet his language was colourful, before he brushed you off

[Tamworthbay]

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[Tamworthbay]

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[New game mini]

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[Ben_O]

I nearly pulled a red head from McDonalds but then i remembered that i'm scared of clowns

 

[Tamworthbay]

I nearly pulled a red head from McDonalds but then i remembered that i'm scared of clowns
 

I saw a dodgy guy in McDonalds yesterday. My Mum always warned me about strange men wearing only a Big Mac.

[New game mini]

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[Tamworthbay]

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