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[Ben_O]

My Grandparents' names were Pearl and Dean.

 

 

But we knew them as Nana & Grandpapaa-papaa-papaa-papaa-papapa-papaa-papaa-papaaa-pa.

Genuis

[Juju]

I like to play chess with bald men in the park, although it's hard to find 32 of them.

[New game mini]

I met a woman with 12 boobs. Sounds weird dozentit?

[Ben_O]

My legs were ripped off in a horrible accident at work...

 

...at least i got severance pay

[New game mini]

My legs were ripped off in a horrible accident at work...


 
...at least i got severance pay

You should take up Karate....partial arts (sorry)

[Tamworthbay]

I left the army and handed in all my kit but I cant drive home as I don't have any khakis.

[PandO]

What did the Mini owner say to the Binny owner - you shoud've gone to Specsavers!

[Ben_O]

A Spanish man auditions for a part in a play.

 

At the end of the audition, the play write says to him, 'your just the Juan we are looking for'  

[A-Cell]

That actor was playing the part of a rabbit in Alice in wonderland when he did that audition. A case of Hare today and Juan tomorrow!

[A-Cell]

... And the leading lady said
"You're the Juan that I want, do-do-do-doodoo, you are the Juan for me.."

[A-Cell]

..it was just Juan of those days

[Ben_O]

His audition piece was you Juan'ce, twice, three times a lady

[Ben_O]

I Juan der if he is anything upcoming?

[New game mini]

I Juan der if he is anything upcoming?

Juan flew over the cuckoos nest I think?

[A-Cell]

Liking these Juan liners!