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#106 Chris1992

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Posted 02 September 2014 - 03:48 PM

lego food.... when you eat it, you'll s""t bricks



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Posted 02 September 2014 - 03:53 PM

a friend told me about a local house with its own private beach, but i didnt believe him... "sea for yourself" he said



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Posted 07 September 2014 - 10:21 PM

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Posted 12 September 2014 - 09:41 AM

I asked a guy about having gymnastics lessons, he asked how flexible I was. I said 'well I can't do Tuesdays'.

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Posted 13 September 2014 - 12:46 AM

Someone blew up the telephone box at the end of our street last night. It was bang out of order.



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Posted 13 September 2014 - 06:36 AM

Police arrested two lads last night, one for eating batteries and one for eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other off.

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Posted 14 September 2014 - 12:46 AM

There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.

 

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.


Edited by Chris1992, 14 September 2014 - 12:47 AM.


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Posted 14 September 2014 - 12:53 AM

Chris1992, on 14 Sept 2014 - 01:46 AM, said:

There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.

 

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

I like the oar one. It's amazing how many people don't get the fly one though ;D



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Posted 14 September 2014 - 01:04 AM

I've heard that people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones. But those in Abu Dhabi do.



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Posted 14 September 2014 - 01:57 AM

Being in a room full of people throwing up makes me sea sick



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Posted 18 September 2014 - 11:37 AM

U2 and Apple are really taking the mickey now.

 

I've just upgraded to IOS8 and I now get completely lost on Google Maps, where the streets have no name!



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Posted 18 September 2014 - 11:39 AM

U2 and Apple are really taking the mickey now.

 

I've just upgraded to IOS8 and I now get completely lost on Google Maps, where the streets have no name!

 

it's no good...

 

I still haven't found what I'm lookin for!



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Posted 18 September 2014 - 02:33 PM

 

U2 and Apple are really taking the mickey now.

 

I've just upgraded to IOS8 and I now get completely lost on Google Maps, where the streets have no name!

 

it's no good...

 

I still haven't found what I'm lookin for!

 

U2? You're not the only one.



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Posted 18 September 2014 - 08:57 PM

 

 

U2 and Apple are really taking the mickey now.

 

I've just upgraded to IOS8 and I now get completely lost on Google Maps, where the streets have no name!

 

it's no good...

 

I still haven't found what I'm lookin for!

 

U2? You're not the only one.

 

I know most areas and could show you round but im leaving 'with or without you' in 5 mins

 

c'mon, it's a 'beautiful day'

 

Ben


Edited by Ben_O, 18 September 2014 - 08:57 PM.


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Posted 20 September 2014 - 05:13 PM

Highlighter pens will be the best Christmas present this year,

You mark my words.




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