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It has been a tough week. I got myself a memory foam matress.

Now it is trying to black mail me...

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As a child i was always made to walk the plank.
We could not afford a dog....

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Went to a positive thinking course....it was ****... was only half full...

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My grandad beat my grandma to death..

By dying first.....

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My grandad beat my grandma to death..

By dying first.....

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I have hired a personal trainer as i am finding it hard to get into a pair of skinny jeans.

That she wears...

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I hired a landscape gardener. He said he could not help me. He said it was because my garden was portrait.

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One night i persuaded my little brother to swallow a torch.

It was worth it to see his little face light up...

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The hardest part of making skimmed milk must be throwing the cows across the top of the water on the lake... without the cow sinking... but hey they must manage it....

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If you put your left shoe on the wrong foot.

Technically... it is on the right foot.

Anyone else find that concerning?

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If you light a lighter the lighter your lighter gets.

Until it is to light to light.

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In the lego world. Are all surgeon, all plastic surgeons?

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Why do people say bless you when i sneeze but get angry when i fart
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When you buy a bigger bed for your bedroom you have less bedroom, but more bed room in your bedroom.

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If a person dies during an exam. Does that mean that person has passed?.