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[GT Jimmy]

Mick Hucknall has been arrested for making love to a rabbit, a police spokesman said he was holding back the ears while singing Bunny's too tight to mention

[bpirie1000]

I got an award for being the most secretive person in the office today.

I can't tell you how much it meant to me....

[GT Jimmy]

I had my suspicions that my wife was a ghost, ever since she walked through the door

[Shooter63]

One I can relate to as a connoisseur of the digestive and it seems good news all round

 

Shooter

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[GT Jimmy]

A one legged man has landed his dream job at the local brewery, he's been put in charge of the hops!!

[bpirie1000]

I said to my doctor.
"I have a problem in my ear. "

The doctor asked if i was sure...

I said.
"Yes.. i am deaf'inate..."

[Quinlan minor]

My dog ate a bunch of my Scrabble tiles so I left him at the vets, knowing full well his next bowel movement could spell disaster.

 

 

[bpirie1000]

I said to my doctor.
"I have a problem in my ear. "

The doctor asked if i was sure...

I said.
"Yes.. i am deaf'in it..."

[bpirie1000]

What do you get when you cross an angry sheep and an angry cow?


Two animals in a baaaaaaaaaad moooooooooood

[bpirie1000]

What do you call a man who put botox in hisface?
Phil'lip...

[bpirie1000]

What's blue and not very heavy.

Light blue.

[bpirie1000]

Been single for so long someone asked who I'm with and I said Vodafone.

[bpirie1000]

My wife didn't think I'd give our daughter a silly name...

But I called her Bluff…

[GT Jimmy]

What's brown and sticky? A stick!!

[Shooter63]

Shooter

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