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#541 bpirie1000

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Posted Today, 02:38 PM

Why is DARK Spelt with a 'K'

Because you can not 'C' in the dark.

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Posted Today, 02:41 PM

Ingot sondrunk.last night that when i walked across the dance floor to the bar, for another drink...

I won the dance contest..

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Posted Today, 02:46 PM

My wife totally ignores me when NETFLIX is on...

So i renewed it for the next ten years

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Posted Today, 02:51 PM

I hate it when my wife complains at me for being lazy.

Not as if i have done anything to deserve it.....




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