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Why is DARK Spelt with a 'K'

Because you can not 'C' in the dark.

Edited by bpirie1000, 29 July 2026 - 02:38 PM.

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Ingot sondrunk.last night that when i walked across the dance floor to the bar, for another drink...

I won the dance contest..

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My wife totally ignores me when NETFLIX is on...

So i renewed it for the next ten years

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I hate it when my wife complains at me for being lazy.

Not as if i have done anything to deserve it.....

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A man tried to sell me a coffin yesterday.

I said that is the last thing i need...

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Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy.
How low can you go.....

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My Geography teacher asked if i knew a country with no 'R' in it...

I said... No Way....

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I tried to marry my ex wife.

She figured out... i was only after MY money...

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How do you console an English teacher?

Their, there, they're....

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Have you ever wondered why elephants hate running on the beach?

Because they can't keep their trunks uo....

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My wife said to me " you have no sense of direction do you"..

I said " where did that come from".

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I would love to get paid to sleep..

It would be my dream job.

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I replaced my rooster with a duck.

Now.i waken up at the quack of down...

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There was a roman empirier who never got past the age of 19...
His name was constant'teen.

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I just went for my prostate exam.
I got the thumbs up...