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#16 Ben_O

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Posted 27 July 2014 - 07:38 PM

Whilst pepping a car for paint, i would advise the use of tak cloths, especially as they are 'dirt cheap'



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Posted 27 July 2014 - 08:02 PM

Once you've seen one shopping centre you've seen the Mall.



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Posted 27 July 2014 - 08:05 PM

DAAAAAD! I'm hungry!

 

Nice to meet you Hungry.



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Posted 27 July 2014 - 08:32 PM

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, its hard to put down



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Posted 27 July 2014 - 08:32 PM

my friends bakery got burnt down last night, now his business is toast.



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Posted 27 July 2014 - 08:34 PM

Pizza chefs who have flour on their face at the end of a long shift call that a 5-o’clock shadough.



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Posted 27 July 2014 - 08:37 PM

the man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran



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Posted 27 July 2014 - 08:38 PM

I was heavily into drug abuse, but got tired of being thrown out of Boots.



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Posted 27 July 2014 - 08:38 PM

have you ever tryed eating a clock, its very time consuming



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Posted 27 July 2014 - 08:40 PM

I keep my ear close to the ground, consequently I listen to a lot of dog pooh!



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Posted 27 July 2014 - 08:40 PM

Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too



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Posted 27 July 2014 - 08:45 PM

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity .....................It's impossible to put down.

 

I forgot how to throw a boomerang,................. but it came back to me.

 

I used to be a banker ...............................but I lost interest

 

Police were called to a nursery where a three-year-old was .......................resisting a rest.

 

He drove his expensive car into a tree .....................and found out how the Mercedes bends.


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Posted 27 July 2014 - 08:48 PM

The guy that invented the door knocker won a no-bell prize.



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Posted 27 July 2014 - 08:49 PM

I opened the door for a clown .............. I thought it was a nice jester.

 

Why made the capacitor kiss the diode? ..................... He just couldn't resistor.



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Posted 27 July 2014 - 09:27 PM

When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.






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