Used my mini in a daring escape from Asda today. I was actually contemplating quitting today just so I could get out of there. (I have a better job so I honestly couldn't care less) I used my time to plan it all out. I would go to the front desk, and say 'ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS...I quit, I quit.' Then walk off in a blaze of glory and stuff like that.
Instead this seemed like the better option. I had to sneak past my line manager on one wide open aisle, and then past the office despite the door being open. Luckily, being Asda, there was nobody in the office watching all the locals of Maybury(stan) stealing half of the stock, which made it much easier. Once past the office door without detection, I made a break for the exit to the rear of the store. I slithered into the mini and drove off in a spirited manner. As I drove past the loading bay there were two people standing there watching me escape. One was cheering as if to say, by jove - he's done it! The other person was my line manager. I would love to say that he chased me like one of the crazies from Indiana Jones, but instead he just looked on as I drove off on my merry way.
