896 replies to this topic

[Tamworthbay]

Don't forget his girlfriend who only has one tooth - juanita

[dprac1ng]

Me and my mate had a long pun streak the other day:

 

Unfortunately, it's so long I don't want to put it in for fear of computer blowing up.... If you want it I'll put it in

[Ben_O]

DO IT!!!!!!

[dprac1ng]

Im having issues.

 

I'll put it into a pdf.

 

EDIT: Still struggling. Do I have to put the pdf on the interweb and link it? because I dunno how to do that lol

Hmmmmmm when i just copy and paste it straight from word it says something about not being allowed to use that image extension in this community. There are no pictures in it. Either I do it chapter by chapter, or try start up a thread for you all to view. I dunno. Opinions? :)

Edited by dprac1ng, 03 June 2015 - 12:29 PM.

[Ben_O]

Im having issues.

 

I'll put it into a pdf.

 

EDIT: Still struggling. Do I have to put the pdf on the interweb and link it? because I dunno how to do that lol

Hmmmmmm when i just copy and paste it straight from word it says something about not being allowed to use that image extension in this community. There are no pictures in it. Either I do it chapter by chapter, or try start up a thread for you all to view. I dunno. Opinions? :)

You could always e-mail it to me and ill have a go.

[New game mini]

The problem with peppers is that they're always getting jalapeno business

[dprac1ng]

 

Im having issues.

 

I'll put it into a pdf.

 

EDIT: Still struggling. Do I have to put the pdf on the interweb and link it? because I dunno how to do that lol

Hmmmmmm when i just copy and paste it straight from word it says something about not being allowed to use that image extension in this community. There are no pictures in it. Either I do it chapter by chapter, or try start up a thread for you all to view. I dunno. Opinions? :)

You could always e-mail it to me and ill have a go.

 

email you the pdf? or the original document?

[Ben_O]

 

 

Im having issues.

 

I'll put it into a pdf.

 

EDIT: Still struggling. Do I have to put the pdf on the interweb and link it? because I dunno how to do that lol

Hmmmmmm when i just copy and paste it straight from word it says something about not being allowed to use that image extension in this community. There are no pictures in it. Either I do it chapter by chapter, or try start up a thread for you all to view. I dunno. Opinions? :)

You could always e-mail it to me and ill have a go.

 

email you the pdf? or the original document?

 

either

[JackF]

Sounds like Juan finally found himself, it obviously takes Juan to know Juan.

[Tamworthbay]

I think my dog is Ill, he is looking ruff. But our cat is in purrfect health. Our cow asked a sheep to moove over but it said baalocks

[New game mini]

I think my dog is Ill, he is looking ruff. But our cat is in purrfect health. Our cow asked a sheep to moove over but it said baalocks

These animal puns will cause pandamonium, I hope you're not making them on porpoise or you're gonna have to alpacca ur bags because you're girrafing me crazy. They're totally erelephant.

[Tamworthbay]

I think my dog is Ill, he is looking ruff. But our cat is in purrfect health. Our cow asked a sheep to moove over but it said baalocks

These animal puns will cause pandamonium, I hope you're not making them on porpoise or you're gonna have to alpacca ur bags because you're girrafing me crazy. They're totally erelephant.

I would stick to gardening ones but my grandad has just had his allotment stolen, he has really lost the plot.

[New game mini]

I think my dog is Ill, he is looking ruff. But our cat is in purrfect health. Our cow asked a sheep to moove over but it said baalocks

These animal puns will cause pandamonium, I hope you're not making them on porpoise or you're gonna have to alpacca ur bags because you're girrafing me crazy. They're totally erelephant.

I would stick to gardening ones but my grandad has just had his allotment stolen, he has really lost the plot.

Oh well, at least now he can concentrate on the fuschia

[Tamworthbay]

I think my dog is Ill, he is looking ruff. But our cat is in purrfect health. Our cow asked a sheep to moove over but it said baalocks

These animal puns will cause pandamonium, I hope you're not making them on porpoise or you're gonna have to alpacca ur bags because you're girrafing me crazy. They're totally erelephant.

I would stick to gardening ones but my grandad has just had his allotment stolen, he has really lost the plot.

Oh well, at least now he can concentrate on the fuschia

he has rose to the challenge, and I hope someone will grass on the thief, perhaps special branch will take an interest.

[Ben_O]

 

 

 

 

I think my dog is Ill, he is looking ruff. But our cat is in purrfect health. Our cow asked a sheep to moove over but it said baalocks

These animal puns will cause pandamonium, I hope you're not making them on porpoise or you're gonna have to alpacca ur bags because you're girrafing me crazy. They're totally erelephant.

I would stick to gardening ones but my grandad has just had his allotment stolen, he has really lost the plot.

Oh well, at least now he can concentrate on the fuschia

he has rose to the challenge, and I hope someone will grass on the thief, perhaps special branch will take an interest.

 

It would be a re leaf if they did