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[A-Cell]

...now you're digging deep!

[minikidx14]

I tried to catch some fog the other day but I mist 

[Ben_O]

what a busy day!

 

Been driving round every garden centre in the region looking for Pete.

 

it would have been so much easier if he had just told me which one he was at in the first place 

[Tamworthbay]

This Gravity is really getting me down.

[New game mini]

My wife left me a note:

"I'm leaving you, you're stupid and bigoted"

I'm not stupid I'm dyslexic, and its not my fault I have big toes.

[Tamworthbay]

My wife left me a note:
"I'm leaving you, you're stupid and bigoted"
I'm not stupid I'm dyslexic, and its not my fault I have big toes.

dyslexia can be terrible, I knew a guy with it once, sadly he choked to death on his own Vimto.

[Ben_O]

I just heard that song 'Everybody's changing'

 

I'm not that Keane on it

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My wife left me a note:
"I'm leaving you, you're stupid and bigoted"
I'm not stupid I'm dyslexic, and its not my fault I have big toes.

dyslexia can be terrible, I knew a guy with it once, sadly he choked to death on his own Vimto.

It is terrible, only the other day my mate emailed me asking me if I wanted to go to the reading festival. He knows full well i'm dyslexic!!!

[alex-95]

You can't run through a camping ground, you can only ran because it's past tents.

[M J W J]

 

My wife left me a note:
"I'm leaving you, you're stupid and bigoted"
I'm not stupid I'm dyslexic, and its not my fault I have big toes.

dyslexia can be terrible, I knew a guy with it once, sadly he choked to death on his own Vimto.

 

 

A mate of mine first learnt he was dyslexic when it when to a toga party dressed as a goat.

 

He's also quite religious. He goes to church every Sunday and prays to dog.

[Tamworthbay]

My wife left me a note:
"I'm leaving you, you're stupid and bigoted"
I'm not stupid I'm dyslexic, and its not my fault I have big toes.

dyslexia can be terrible, I knew a guy with it once, sadly he choked to death on his own Vimto.

 
A mate of mine first learnt he was dyslexic when it when to a toga party dressed as a goat.
 
He's also quite religious. He goes to church every Sunday and prays to dog.

at least he's certain, I know a dyslexic agnostic insomniac who lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog

[New game mini]

My wife left me a note:
"I'm leaving you, you're stupid and bigoted"
I'm not stupid I'm dyslexic, and its not my fault I have big toes.

dyslexia can be terrible, I knew a guy with it once, sadly he choked to death on his own Vimto.

 
A mate of mine first learnt he was dyslexic when it when to a toga party dressed as a goat.
 
He's also quite religious. He goes to church every Sunday and prays to dog.

at least he's certain, I know a dyslexic agnostic insomniac who lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog

"If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic"

[Tamworthbay]

The missus is gonna try and cook German sausage for tea. Suppose I'd better prepare for the wurst.

[Ben_O]

The missus is gonna try and cook German sausage for tea. Suppose I'd better prepare for the wurst.

Just try not to get Kransky if you don't like it

[Tamworthbay]

The missus is gonna try and cook German sausage for tea. Suppose I'd better prepare for the wurst.

Just try not to get Kransky if you don't like it

with my football skills I will just chip a lot a them in the bin.