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[Ben_O]

 

 

The missus is gonna try and cook German sausage for tea. Suppose I'd better prepare for the wurst.

Just try not to get Kransky if you don't like it

with my football skills I will just chip a lot a them in the bin.

 

Brat 

[Tamworthbay]

To milk some insects you just have to scare them, it works best on boo bees

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To milk some insects you just have to scare them, it works best on boo bees

Boob puns are the breast...but dont milk them :-P

[Tamworthbay]

To milk some insects you just have to scare them, it works best on boo bees

Boob puns are the breast...but dont milk them :-P

wouldn't want to look a tit I suppose

[Tamworthbay]

I want to die like my Father in his sleep..not screaming my head off like his passengers.

[Tamworthbay]

My dog can retrieve sticks from ten miles away. Does that sound far fetched?

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I used to be a tap dancer, until I fell in the sink. B-)

[Ben_O]

I love camping, it's intents

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I love camping, it's intents

I got arrested once while camping. The police said I was loitering within tent.

[Ben_O]

 

I love camping, it's intents

I got arrested once while camping. The police said I was loitering within tent.

 

I spent most of my first camping trip looking for Guy Ropes. Never found him though

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I love camping, it's intents

I got arrested once while camping. The police said I was loitering within tent.
 

I spent most of my first camping trip looking for Guy Ropes. Never found him though

I cant stop saying 'tepee, wigwam, tepee, wigwam' over and over. I think im just two tents.

[M J W J]

I spent most of my first camping trip looking for Guy Ropes. Never found him though

 

I once had to put some shelves together at work that required Allen keys. The girl I was training couldn't find him though.

 

(This actually happened when I used to work for Wilkos, I asked a girl I was training to get me Allen Keys and the next thing I know is that a staff announcement is put out for Allen Keys. Doh!  )

[Anthony30]

 

I spent most of my first camping trip looking for Guy Ropes. Never found him though

 

I once had to put some shelves together at work that required Allen keys. The girl I was training couldn't find him though.

 

(This actually happened when I used to work for Wilkos, I asked a girl I was training to get me Allen Keys and the next thing I know is that a staff announcement is put out for Allen Keys. Doh!  )

 

[DJS911]

An attractive lady walked into a bar and ordered a double entendre.
The bar man gave her one.

[Tamworthbay]

Been short of cash so went down the opera but they wouldn't lend me a tenor, I tried the dog rescue but they said I couldn't have a pound, even the police station refused to give me a few coppers.