Hi,
Here's one for those who can remember the tv programme "The Flower Pot Men" and the way they talked.
Bill and Ben were in the bath
Ben farted
Bill said it was four thirty.
Paddy
Joke Corner....
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Posted 10 August 2025 - 11:44 AM
How do you cure your fear of a speed bump?
You slowly get over it
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Posted 13 August 2025 - 03:12 PM
How do you cure your fear of a speed bump?
You slowly get over it
Why are they called speed bumps anyway? If anything they slow you down.
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Posted 14 August 2025 - 04:10 PM
Someone just called me and sneezed, then hung up.
I am getting tired of all these cold calls...
I am getting tired of all these cold calls...
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Posted 15 August 2025 - 10:59 AM
I accidentally used the dog shampoo in the shower today..
I feel like such a good boy....
I feel like such a good boy....
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Posted 21 August 2025 - 09:13 PM
My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, I had to put my foot down
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Posted 22 August 2025 - 04:53 PM
Why are mountains always invited to parties?
Because they’re hill areas.
Because they’re hill areas.
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Posted 22 August 2025 - 04:54 PM
How do you find out about the weather at the top of a mountain?
You climate.
You climate.
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Posted 22 August 2025 - 04:57 PM
Beer doesn’t make you fat. It makes you lean; against walls, doors, toilets…
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Posted 24 August 2025 - 08:09 AM
Two fat blokes sat in a bar, one says "your round"
The other shouts "so are you, you fat git!!!"
The other shouts "so are you, you fat git!!!"
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Posted 31 August 2025 - 12:58 PM
The Invisible Man married The Invisible Woman, their kids were nothing to look at
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Posted 07 September 2025 - 07:10 PM
Little Johnny asks his mum where his new Liverpool shirt is, "I've washed it and it's on the line drying"
Poor little Johnny comes in crying after finding it lying in the mud. His mum shouts "the lousy sods have nicked my pegs again!!!"
Poor little Johnny comes in crying after finding it lying in the mud. His mum shouts "the lousy sods have nicked my pegs again!!!"
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Posted 13 September 2025 - 05:29 PM
How do you cut an ocean in two?
With a sea-saw
With a sea-saw
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I had a nightmare last night that I'd turned into a muffler. I woke up exhausted
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