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In our house, we always fight over the right way round to hang the toilet paper, so my therapist suggested we try the other person’s way for a week.

You know, roll reversal…

[Designer]

Hi,

 

I think I know now why the forum keeps freezing.

Is there a clue to the number of jokes to come in your Forum handle     

 

Paddy

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I bought coconut shampoo today, but when I got home, I realized…I don’t even have a coconut

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Spent all of my wages on skin cream.

Bit of a rash decision

[bpirie1000]

Hi,
 
I think I know now why the forum keeps freezing.
Is there a clue to the number of jokes to come in your Forum handle     
 
Paddy

What can I say..

WOKE UP THIS MORNING IN A FUNNY MOOD......

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I received a flyer on anger management the other day.

I lost it

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I went to a pilates class the other day, but it was rubbish.

There were no pies or lattes

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The downside of living in my area is that so many people have head lice.

The positive side is that we are a close nit community

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My friend has lost a lot of weight just by wearing bread on his head.

It’s a new loaf hat diet he’s trying

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When single ladies get to the age of 50, they tend to get lots of cats.

This phenomenon is known as many paws

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My wife is a hoarder and refuses to throw out her old magazine collection.

She has a lot of issues.

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Bread is a lot like the sun.

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

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Anger management classes…

They’re all the rage.

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What are you going to do in the weekend?

“I’m going to buy glasses.”

“And then what?”

“Then I’ll see.”

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I gave up playing rugby at school.

All the teacher kept saying was “nice try”