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[GT Jimmy]

Santa's was having a bad day when the fairy asked him where he would like to stick the tree. Now you know where the tradition of having a fairy on the top of the tree comes fron

[Quinlan minor]

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[Podman]

Apparently, Advent calendars are on their way out.

 

Their days are numbered.

[GT Jimmy]

Seventy percent on the earth's surface is covered in water, none of which is carbonated, that's all the proof I need that the earth is flat

[sledgehammer]

It's that time of year ,

When someone has to go down to the cellar ,

To Defrost Mariah Carey .

 

Have a good Christmas folks -

 

[Shooter63]

Shooter

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[Designer]

Hi,

 

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Something between us smells"

 

 

 

Paddy

[GT Jimmy]

I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles this morning, and I've been having bad vowel movements ever since. My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster

[ac427]

Jill Dando's partner wanted to paint the front door but she was dead against it.

[Shooter63]

Shooter

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[bpirie1000]

I just got a new job in a thermometer factory.

It is just a temp job...

[GT Jimmy]

I used to be in a band called The Radiators, we were a warm up act

Edited by GT Jimmy, 01 January 2026 - 03:37 PM.

[GT Jimmy]

My new years resolution is to stop using spray deodorants, roll on 2026

[bpirie1000]

Why do witches wear name tags? So they can tell which witch is which.

[bpirie1000]

Why do reindeer wear bells?

Because their horns don’t work!