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[bpirie1000]

It's my first week working at the bicycle factory.
They've already made me the spokes person. 😎

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It must be nearly Christmas 🎄

The bin men are starting to say "GOOD MORNING"

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Someone asked me what the 9th letter of the alphabet was...

It was a complete guess, but I was right.

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Deep thought of today:
When you clean out a vacuum cleaner.
You become a vacuum cleaner.

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When pharmacists get sick, do they get a taste of their own medicine?

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IF YOU NEED A JOB, YOU COULD ALWAYS TRY SEARCH AND RESCUE.

THEY'RE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR PEOPLE

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Everyone says that I tend to use outdated technology.

But they're just ignoring the fax.

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How do you tell the gender of an ant?

If it sinks.... it is a girl ant....

If it floats then.............it is a bouyant.....

[Designer]

If tin whistles are made of tin.

 

What are foghornes made of.

 

Can't see through that one.

[bpirie1000]

What is the between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire. 🚴

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The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.

That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

Ladies.....Quit Laughing.

[bpirie1000]

I renewed my car insurance over the phone today and as I was about to hang up the woman on the other end asked if I had a pet. I said, "Yes, I've got a dog." She said, "Would you like to insure him too?"

I said, "No thanks, he can't drive!"

[GT Jimmy]

A man has been shot today with a starting pistol, then beaten with a relay baton. Police say it may be race related

[GT Jimmy]

Of all my body parts my fingers are the most reliable, I can always count on them

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I have started a new job, it is a chicken dating agency.

It will not be my main job.

It is more a way to make hens meet.....