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[Shooter63]

Not exactly PC but funny is funny

Shooter

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[GT Jimmy]

What do you call a train carrying bubblegum?

A chew chew train

[GT Jimmy]

What's black and white, black and white, black and white?

A penguin rolling down a hill

[Quinlan minor]

I took my cat to the vet’s to be put down.
It worked out very expensive.
I had to make nine separate appointments.

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[Quinlan minor]

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[GT Jimmy]

Two Indian junkies have been rushed to hospital after snorting curry powder instead of cocaine, one's in a korma and the other has a dodgy tikka

[GT Jimmy]

I went out on the beer last night and woke up with a woman who was farting and snoring, thank god I made it home

[sledgehammer]

In honor of the great Chuck ...

Chuck never flushed the Loo ...

He always scared the crap out of it .

 

When Chuck crosses the street ...
the cars look both ways

 

When there is a meteor shower

Chuck grabs a bar of soap

 

Death once had a near Chuck experience

 

He has Cowboy boots , 
made of real Cowboys .

 

Death didn't take Chuck Norris ,
Chuck gave him permission .

 

Hope the jokes never end

[Quinlan minor]

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[Shooter63]

Nice relivant one for you

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[Quinlan minor]

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[Shooter63]

Along the same lines as above

Shooter

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[GT Jimmy]

What do you call a cow that can play the piano?

A moosician

[Shooter63]

Nice one for you

Shooter

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[panky]

So true