How do cats keep their breath fresh?They use mouse wash
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Posted 07 April 2026 - 12:48 AM
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Posted 07 April 2026 - 12:48 AM
How do fleas travel?They itch hike.
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Posted 07 April 2026 - 12:49 AM
How do rabbits keep in shape?
They do HARErobics.
They do HARErobics.
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Posted 07 April 2026 - 12:49 AM
How do robins find their way to their nesting places?
They follow the “egg-sit” signs
They follow the “egg-sit” signs
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Posted 07 April 2026 - 12:49 AM
How do snails get their shells all shiny and clean?
They use snail polish
They use snail polish
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Posted 07 April 2026 - 12:50 AM
How do you keep a stinky salmon from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Hold its nose.
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Posted 07 April 2026 - 12:50 AM
How does a tree get into the Internet?
It logs on
It logs on
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Posted 07 April 2026 - 12:51 AM
What part of a salmon weighs the most? Its scales.
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Posted 07 April 2026 - 12:51 AM
What’s brown and white and dangerous?
A cow on a skateboard.
A cow on a skateboard.
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Posted 07 April 2026 - 12:51 AM
What animal can you find in the military?
An army-dillo
An army-dillo
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Posted 07 April 2026 - 12:52 AM
What animal hibernates while standing on its head?
Yoga bear
Yoga bear
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Posted 08 April 2026 - 07:34 PM
What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?
The head nurse
The head nurse
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Posted 11 April 2026 - 08:16 AM
Greater Manchester Police are looking for a man who works as a drag queen to help with their enquiries
They say he has a Wigan address
They say he has a Wigan address
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Posted 11 April 2026 - 03:06 PM
As the show season is fast coming, this may be interest to some on here, although if I'm honest it probably appeals more to the Mk1 forum, but then again probably not because they would say that this is the 2nd edition and no where good as the original as the sock colour has changed by a nano hue.
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Posted 28 April 2026 - 07:07 AM
A harp walks into a pub & asks for a drink.
Barman says “You’re not a real harp.“
Harp says “Are you calling me a lyre?”
Barman says “You’re not a real harp.“
Harp says “Are you calling me a lyre?”
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