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#61 miniman86

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Posted 04 June 2009 - 03:24 PM

The only thing someones said that has anoyed me was one of my mates from college. When I bourght my mini he came round to have a look at it and the first thing he said was 'I thought you were buying a real mini' He still hasnt been discharged from hospital.


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Posted 04 June 2009 - 03:35 PM

girls come and go, man gotta get his (if ya know what i mean hahahaha) if you ent getting any and wont quit on minis tell her to DO ONE and yer mini gets nuff respect.

Man up den just pull some next gal.

Good luck bruza :D

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Posted 04 June 2009 - 03:45 PM

Bingobango, please use english on this board. It's written in to the terms and conditions on the board. (That you agreed to when you signed up.)




On a personal level - what a ridiculous way of looking at life. :D

#64 Matt.P

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 04:50 PM

Like I will always say, Love me, Love my mini!! me and Zebedee will never part company!!! and its not always women who dont understand minis, its men too, pretty much every guy I have been involved with has never really understood the mini thing.

I agreee with some of the other guys here, buy her a mini, she'll soon under stand then and if not, you have two little gems, a Winter mini and a summer mini!!! happy days :) :withstupid: :crazy:


"Love me, Love my mini" that's a good point, but as for buying your other half a mini, it's not easy when you're a student earning peanuts...

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 06:12 PM

You need to sell her on the black market & then get another mini!

Its a win win !!

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 06:13 PM

I made it clear to my girlfriend that I operate on a strict ''last in = first out'' policy....

I think she knows the safest thing is not to ask which comes first!

My car obsession does really annoy her though, she thinks mini's are 'cute' and 'lovely' but will not go in mine, as it's just far too loud and bumpy.


I am slightly worried that we are married to the same woman!

Katie, is happy because if I am in the garage I cant be in the pub!

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 08:22 PM

girls come and go, man gotta get his (if ya know what i mean hahahaha) if you ent getting any and wont quit on minis tell her to DO ONE and yer mini gets nuff respect.

Man up den just pull some next gal.

Good luck bruza >_<


STOLEN lol

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 08:25 PM

girls come and go, man gotta get his (if ya know what i mean hahahaha) if you ent getting any and wont quit on minis tell her to DO ONE and yer mini gets nuff respect.

Man up den just pull some next gal.

Good luck bruza :D


Can someone translate that into english for me please? >_<

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 08:25 PM

girls come and go, man gotta get his (if ya know what i mean hahahaha) if you ent getting any and wont quit on minis tell her to DO ONE and yer mini gets nuff respect.

Man up den just pull some next gal.

Good luck bruza >_<



Pardon? :D


Ok I'll give it a go.


Girls come and go, a young gentleman has to have his.... (biscuits???). If you do not get your biscuits, and not prepared too stop using your mini, please inform the young lady to kindly leave, this should then result in your vehicle recieving respect.

"Man up" and convince some other young lady that your quite the catch.

Good luck my friend, (winky face) ha


I do agree with "first in, last out" though.

Edited by mini_mad69, 04 August 2009 - 08:31 PM.


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Posted 04 August 2009 - 08:36 PM

girls come and go, man gotta get his (if ya know what i mean hahahaha) if you ent getting any and wont quit on minis tell her to DO ONE and yer mini gets nuff respect.

Man up den just pull some next gal.

Good luck bruza >_<



Pardon? :D


Ok I'll give it a go.


Girls come and go, a young gentleman has to have his.... (biscuits???). If you do not get your biscuits, and not prepared too stop using your mini, please inform the young lady to kindly leave, this should then result in your vehicle recieving respect.

"Man up" and convince some other young lady that your quite the catch.

Good luck my friend, (winky face) ha


I do agree with "first in, last out" though.


What about hobnobs?

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 08:45 PM

lmao this is great

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 09:05 PM

Girls come and go, a young gentleman has to have his.... (biscuits???). If you do not get your biscuits, and not prepared too stop using your mini, please inform the young lady to kindly leave, this should then result in your vehicle recieving respect.

"Man up" and convince some other young lady that your quite the catch.

Good luck my friend, (winky face) ha


actually laughed out loud at that one! >_<

EDIT - Mind if I pinch this for my sig?

Edited by Matt.P, 04 August 2009 - 09:07 PM.


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Posted 04 August 2009 - 09:06 PM

girls come and go, man gotta get his (if ya know what i mean hahahaha) if you ent getting any and wont quit on minis tell her to DO ONE and yer mini gets nuff respect.

Man up den just pull some next gal.

Good luck bruza :D



Pardon? :(


Ok I'll give it a go.


Girls come and go, a young gentleman has to have his.... (biscuits???). If you do not get your biscuits, and not prepared too stop using your mini, please inform the young lady to kindly leave, this should then result in your vehicle recieving respect.

"Man up" and convince some other young lady that your quite the catch.

Good luck my friend, (winky face) ha


I do agree with "first in, last out" though.


Oh, very well said................for a Welsh bloke! >_<

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 09:42 PM

Like I will always say, Love me, Love my mini!! me and Zebedee will never part company!!! and its not always women who dont understand minis, its men too, pretty much every guy I have been involved with has never really understood the mini thing.

I agreee with some of the other guys here, buy her a mini, she'll soon under stand then and if not, you have two little gems, a Winter mini and a summer mini!!! happy days >_< :D :(


"Love me, Love my mini" that's a good point, but as for buying your other half a mini, it's not easy when you're a student earning peanuts...



thanks matt. P for us lot its quiet true whither you are female or male!!! :P :P :P

as for buying another mini, I know what you mean, but you never know!! I never thought I would be able to afford cooper, and one landed in my lap for free (although its costing an arm and a leg to restore, but its in little bits and not a lump sum so its a bit easier to swallow!!!) :thumbsup: :D :D :D :P

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 10:03 PM

Girls come and go, a young gentleman has to have his.... (biscuits???). If you do not get your biscuits, and not prepared too stop using your mini, please inform the young lady to kindly leave, this should then result in your vehicle recieving respect.

"Man up" and convince some other young lady that your quite the catch.

Good luck my friend, (winky face) ha


actually laughed out loud at that one! :D

EDIT - Mind if I pinch this for my sig?




Naaa not at all, carry on.

girls come and go, man gotta get his (if ya know what i mean hahahaha) if you ent getting any and wont quit on minis tell her to DO ONE and yer mini gets nuff respect.

Man up den just pull some next gal.

Good luck bruza :P



Pardon? :P


Ok I'll give it a go.


Girls come and go, a young gentleman has to have his.... (biscuits???). If you do not get your biscuits, and not prepared too stop using your mini, please inform the young lady to kindly leave, this should then result in your vehicle recieving respect.

"Man up" and convince some other young lady that your quite the catch.

Good luck my friend, (winky face) ha


I do agree with "first in, last out" though.


Oh, very well said................for a Welsh bloke! :(




Oi! >_<



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