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[toyboy396]

My secretary came in and asked to use my dictaphone..

 

i said sod off.... use your finger like everyone else

[Ben_O]

Damn, i just dropped some Veal on the floor

 

Oh deer 

[Tamworthbay]

My mate has just died of indigestion, I can't believe Gaz is gone

[Miniminx71]

Tamworthbay, on 19 Oct 2014 - 9:55 PM, said:

My mate has just died of indigestion, I can't believe Gaz is gone

Or even Gav

[Paulwhitt20]

Doctor Doctor I've got a steering wheel down my trousers.

Does it hurt?

Yes, it's driving me nuts.

[Paulwhitt20]

What do you get if you cross a small pigeon with a kitten?

A mini coo purr....

[Tamworthbay]

Tamworthbay, on 19 Oct 2014 - 9:55 PM, said:

My mate has just died of indigestion, I can't believe Gaz is gone

Or even Gav

Damn this aoturoccect!!!!!!!!!!

[Mini Mega828]

I Didnt see you at Camoflage practice today,

 

Why thank you sir

[Ben_O]

Well after all these years, I have finally found my feet.........................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

..............They were on the ends of my legs all along

[Tamworthbay]

Man after operation: " doctor doctor, I can't feel my legs!!" doctor "you won't, we've cut off your arms" (my Dads favourite joke).

[Ben_O]

Man after operation: " doctor doctor, I can't feel my legs!!" doctor "you won't, we've cut off your arms" (my Dads favourite joke).

The oldens are the goodens 

[simonwestoll]

"she wants to put the telly on, he wants to have it off..." 2 Ronnies

[toyboy396]

My mate is always telling me its better to give than to receive..

 

A lesson he learned in prison !!

[toyboy396]

I've been working for an Arab dairy farmer, 
or Milk Sheikh as he prefers to be called.

 

[mini93]

I asked my North Korean friend how he was finding it over there. He said he couldnt complain.

 

You can never loose a homing pigeon- if your homing pigeon doesnt come back, you have just lost a pigeon

 

My girlfriend started smoking... So i slowed down and applied some lube