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[Ben_O]

Been short of cash so went down the opera but they wouldn't lend me a tenor, I tried the dog rescue but they said I couldn't have a pound, even the police station refused to give me a few coppers.

I have a mate that works at sea world, he may lend you a few squid

[Tamworthbay]

Been short of cash so went down the opera but they wouldn't lend me a tenor, I tried the dog rescue but they said I couldn't have a pound, even the police station refused to give me a few coppers.

I have a mate that works at sea world, he may lend you a few squid

it's alright, the baker gave me some dough

[Ben_O]

 

 

Been short of cash so went down the opera but they wouldn't lend me a tenor, I tried the dog rescue but they said I couldn't have a pound, even the police station refused to give me a few coppers.

I have a mate that works at sea world, he may lend you a few squid

it's alright, the baker gave me some dough

 

Hope he is light on the interest, the monkeys in the zoo only charge peanuts

[Tamworthbay]

Been short of cash so went down the opera but they wouldn't lend me a tenor, I tried the dog rescue but they said I couldn't have a pound, even the police station refused to give me a few coppers.

I have a mate that works at sea world, he may lend you a few squid

it's alright, the baker gave me some dough

Hope he is light on the interest, the monkeys in the zoo only charge peanuts

but they are dodgy I have heard, from all accounts they have been taking tips from cheetahs.

[Ben_O]

 

 

 

 

Been short of cash so went down the opera but they wouldn't lend me a tenor, I tried the dog rescue but they said I couldn't have a pound, even the police station refused to give me a few coppers.

I have a mate that works at sea world, he may lend you a few squid

it's alright, the baker gave me some dough

Hope he is light on the interest, the monkeys in the zoo only charge peanuts

but they are dodgy I have heard, from all accounts they have been taking tips from cheetahs.

 

You have to watch those zoo animals mate.

 

Some are un-koala fied  to deal with finances which can be Hawk ward.

 

Better off away from the Panda monium or is this just irelephant now??

[Tamworthbay]

Been short of cash so went down the opera but they wouldn't lend me a tenor, I tried the dog rescue but they said I couldn't have a pound, even the police station refused to give me a few coppers.

I have a mate that works at sea world, he may lend you a few squid

it's alright, the baker gave me some dough

Hope he is light on the interest, the monkeys in the zoo only charge peanuts

but they are dodgy I have heard, from all accounts they have been taking tips from cheetahs.

You have to watch those zoo animals mate.
 
Some are un-koala fied  to deal with finances which can be Hawk ward.
 
Better off away from the Panda monium or is this just irelephant now??

tell me about it, they have had to send in the Irish SAS to Dublin zoo. It's all ok, they shot the gorillas and released the ostriches.

[Tamworthbay]

Production of humous and taramasalata in Greece has been so halted so it's officially a double dip recession over there.

[New game mini]

I once knew a guy who was half man, half horse. He was always trying to be the centaur of attention.

[Tamworthbay]

Just followed a horsebox home that was weaving all over the place. Damn thing wasn't stable.

[Ben_O]

My mate collects magazines about haemorrhoids. He's got piles 

[Ben_O]

I used to play Triangle in a Reggae band but i left because it was just one ting after another

[Tamworthbay]

I played guitar for the army but had to give it up when I couldn't get back to bass.

[New game mini]

I used to play Triangle in a Reggae band but i left because it was just one ting after another

Just read this in the que in Morrisons whilst on my own, laughing to myself....received some funny looks

[Ben_O]

I fell on my damn funny bone and ended up having to have an operation. I was in stitches for weeks

[Tamworthbay]

After my operation I couldnt feel my legs at all. The doctor had cut off my arms.