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[Tamworthbay]

I bought a pair of shoes off a drug dealer last night . God knows what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day

[Tamworthbay]

I keep waking up with tea bags in my mouth. I am sick and tired of people thinking I am a mug.

[Ben_O]

You shouldn't take the piss out of obese people, they have enough on their plate

[Ben_O]

The Avon lady is having a birthday.

 

by all accounts it's going to be a bit of a ding dong

Edited by Ben_O, 03 July 2015 - 09:57 PM.

[New game mini]

You shouldn't take the piss out of obese people, they have enough on their plate

To be fair though, some obese people can be daft..I was at the shop earlier and said to the obese lady behind the counter 'can I please have a Kit Kat chunky' she then handed me a Kit Kat Chunky. I said 'no, I wanted a normal Kit Kat you fat git!' :-P

[Ben_O]

Since fitting a reversing camera to my car, i haven't looked back

[Tamworthbay]

I have just seen a poster that simply said 1635, I guess it's just a sign of the times

[Ben_O]

My friend recently got married to his router.

 

The vicar declared them man and wifi

[Ben_O]

I keep asking my other half to tell me where the chocolate spread is but she's Nutelling me

[Ben_O]

[Anthony30]

 

You shouldn't take the piss out of obese people, they have enough on their plate

To be fair though, some obese people can be daft..I was at the shop earlier and said to the obese lady behind the counter 'can I please have a Kit Kat chunky' she then handed me a Kit Kat Chunky. I said 'no, I wanted a normal Kit Kat you fat git!' :-P

 

[Anthony30]

I can almost see his noodle.  

[New game mini]

Two prostitutes on a street corner, one says to the other 'have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?' the other replies 'no but i've been swung round by the boobs'

[Anthony30]

Two prostitutes on a street corner, one says to the other 'have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?' the other replies 'no but i've been swung round by the boobs'

[Tamworthbay]

The police turned up at my door today, no idea why, after all the 'we buy any gold' guy was the one who asked for a picture of my ring.