2 junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine.
Both were rushed to hospital... one's in a korma, the other's got a dodgy tikka...
Just For The 'pun' Of It
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, Jul 27 2014 06:24 PM
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#451
Tamworthbay
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Posted 27 July 2015 - 08:57 AM
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Posted 28 July 2015 - 08:35 PM
Sometimes I wonder ....
"Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?"
...... and then it hits me.
"Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?"
...... and then it hits me.
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Posted 28 July 2015 - 08:38 PM
Sometimes I wonder ....
"Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?"
...... and then it hits me.
I started playing Frisbee with my dog but i couldn't get the hang of it.
I think i need to get a flatter dog
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Posted 28 July 2015 - 08:41 PM
A funeral director said to me "I'm fed up" I asked "why?" And he said "it's because I'm in a dead end job"
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Posted 28 July 2015 - 08:44 PM
A funeral director said to me "I'm fed up" I asked "why?" And he said "it's because I'm in a dead end job"
I almost got a job as a funeral director but i'm not a mourning person
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Posted 28 July 2015 - 08:46 PM
A police man catches a boy swallowing batteries... He ended up charging him
Edited by SecretSugar, 28 July 2015 - 08:50 PM.
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Posted 28 July 2015 - 08:52 PM
A man catches his son sniffing cocaine. He says to his son "if I catch you doing that again, I'll rub your nose in it!"
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Posted 28 July 2015 - 09:21 PM
Confession:
I pickpocketed a midget the other day.
I can't believe I stooped so low.
I pickpocketed a midget the other day.
I can't believe I stooped so low.
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Posted 28 July 2015 - 09:23 PM
Found a huge mirror in the back garden the other day. No idea where it's come from, but I'm looking into it.
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Posted 28 July 2015 - 09:27 PM
I see the Chinese banks are in crisis...
Origami Bank has folded.
Bonsai Bank has had to cut back some of its branches.
Sumo bank has gone belly up.
Karaoke bank is about to be sold off...I hear it's going for a song!
Origami Bank has folded.
Bonsai Bank has had to cut back some of its branches.
Sumo bank has gone belly up.
Karaoke bank is about to be sold off...I hear it's going for a song!
#461
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Posted 28 July 2015 - 09:28 PM
Whats the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
Very little.
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Posted 28 July 2015 - 09:31 PM
Ooh ooh...
My grandad fought in World War 2. He survived a mustard gas attack and pepper spray...He was a seasoned veteran!
My grandad fought in World War 2. He survived a mustard gas attack and pepper spray...He was a seasoned veteran!
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Posted 28 July 2015 - 09:32 PM
Did you see the headline about the convicted psychic midget who's escaped jail?
"Small Medium at Large!"
"Small Medium at Large!"
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Posted 28 July 2015 - 09:33 PM
On another note....are spaghetti hoops really just alphabetti spaghetti for chimps? Ooo oooo oo
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Posted 28 July 2015 - 09:38 PM
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something!
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