Went into the baker's this morning and asked him why his hands were brown. His response? "I kneaded a poo!"
I'll stop now.
Just For The 'pun' Of It
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Posted 28 July 2015 - 09:41 PM
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Posted 28 July 2015 - 10:47 PM
Went into the baker's this morning and asked him why his hands were brown. His response? "I kneaded a poo!"
I'll stop now.
Took you a while to get that one right 
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Posted 28 July 2015 - 10:50 PM
I pickpocketed a midget the other day.
Our local kebab man has a compulsion to steal.
He's gotta pitta pocket or two
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Posted 29 July 2015 - 07:19 AM
and I think I did that one about ten pages back!Took you a while to get that one rightWent into the baker's this morning and asked him why his hands were brown. His response? "I kneaded a poo!"
I'll stop now.
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Posted 29 July 2015 - 01:17 PM
Thieves have broken into my house and stolen everything except the soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant.
Dirty b**tards!!
Dirty b**tards!!
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Posted 29 July 2015 - 01:27 PM
I got stuck in an igloo, my ice sight isn't what it used to be.
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Posted 29 July 2015 - 02:54 PM
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
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Posted 29 July 2015 - 02:59 PM
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
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Posted 29 July 2015 - 04:48 PM
It wasn't that the man couldn't juggle... It's just that he didn't have the balls to.
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Posted 29 July 2015 - 05:00 PM
A man has just stopped me in the street outside my house and assaulted me with milk, cream and butter...how dairy!
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Posted 03 August 2015 - 12:22 PM
I think Will Smith came by my house last year during the snow.
There were fresh prince everywhere
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Posted 03 August 2015 - 12:26 PM
I got a book out of the library on how to end my life.
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Posted 03 August 2015 - 12:52 PM
My wife dropped her epilepsy medicine in the washing machine..
Her clothes don't fit anymore
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Posted 03 August 2015 - 01:04 PM
I have always been sexually aroused by cutlery.
Even as a kid, i used to bang my knife and fork on the table
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