And now for a new one by the Bailiffs...
Take it away boys
Just For The 'pun' Of It
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Ben_O
, Jul 27 2014 06:24 PM
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#541
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Posted 26 October 2015 - 09:24 PM
#542
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Posted 31 October 2015 - 11:46 PM
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? Dubai doesn't show The Flintstones, where as Abu Dhabi Doo!
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Posted 01 November 2015 - 12:03 AM
Bert: "Fred, where's my duckdoo gone?"
Fred: "What's a duckdoo Bert?"
Bert: "Quack!"
Sorry
Fred: "What's a duckdoo Bert?"
Bert: "Quack!"
Sorry
#544
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Posted 02 November 2015 - 05:08 PM
A man from Barnsley walks into Boots the Chemist and says:
"Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?"
Boots assistant responds: "Aye lad, Magnum or Cornetto?"
"Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?"
Boots assistant responds: "Aye lad, Magnum or Cornetto?"
#545
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Posted 02 November 2015 - 07:48 PM
I'm not sure what to call a man who wears cling film underpants but you can clearly see he's nuts. (read it quite fast)
#546
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Posted 07 November 2015 - 04:30 PM
I've just left the dentist with a sore and bleeding mouth.
Frankly, he deserved it.
Frankly, he deserved it.
#547
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Posted 08 November 2015 - 10:33 PM
Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.
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Posted 10 November 2015 - 06:32 PM
*dials 999*
Me: "operator I've just found my dog lying in a pool of blood"
Operator: "OK sir, is it moving?"
Me: "yes this is a very emotional moment for me, thanks for asking"
Me: "operator I've just found my dog lying in a pool of blood"
Operator: "OK sir, is it moving?"
Me: "yes this is a very emotional moment for me, thanks for asking"
#549
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Posted 11 November 2015 - 09:43 PM
I really must do some gardening.
It's been years since i weed the beds
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Posted 14 November 2015 - 02:57 PM
Apparently, it seems the cashier in Tesco was referring to my debit card when she said 'strip down, facing me"
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Posted 14 November 2015 - 07:23 PM
Apparently, it seems the cashier in Tesco was referring to my debit card when she said 'strip down, facing me"
I am picturing this..... 
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Posted 21 November 2015 - 09:17 AM
I opened a door for a lady today as I thought it was the polite thing to do. She didn't say thanks though, she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
#553
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Posted 28 November 2015 - 07:14 PM
A little Red Indian girl says to her mother:
"Mummy, I don't want to be a lesbian when I grow up" and her mother replied:
"What makes you think you might be a lesbian, Little Minjeeta?"
"Mummy, I don't want to be a lesbian when I grow up" and her mother replied:
"What makes you think you might be a lesbian, Little Minjeeta?"
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Posted 01 December 2015 - 11:36 AM
I don't believe it! I got up this morning and all the windows we're open and everything was gone!! What kind of thieving, low life scum would do this to me so near to Christmas. If I ever catch u, there will be hell to pay!
That was MY advent Calender!!
That was MY advent Calender!!
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Posted 10 December 2015 - 04:22 PM
Never trust an atom..... They make up everything!
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