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[tweeter74]

Hedgehogs.... Why don't they just share the hedge???

[SecretSugar]

A friend of mine thought he could annoy me with bird puns....toucan play that game!!

[tweeter74]

Is any conversation not involving an elephant.... Irr-elephant?

[SecretSugar]

Is any conversation not involving an elephant.... Irr-elephant?

I did that one :)

[SecretSugar]

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring!

 

I've accepted the fact that being cremated is my last chance of a smoking hot body.

 

Gay jokes are not funny! come on guys!

 

If it's not related to elephants, it's irrelephant

[tweeter74]

Sorry secret sugar...
You know what they say about great minds...

I have one, you don't 😋

[SecretSugar]

Sorry secret sugar...
You know what they say about great minds...

I have one, you don't

The cheek! 

[DJS911]

I got the Christmas decorations out of the loft last night and found a present I'd forgotten to give the kids.
It's a shame because they would have really loved that puppy.

[Tamworthbay]

What's the most common type of owl? A teet owl.

[tweeter74]

My girlfriends just started to eat meat again... All along I told her that being a veggie was a "missed steak".

[tweeter74]

Sad story! My mate is addicted to drinking brake fluid... he thinks he can stop anytime!!

[rodandtom]

I saw a Robin today as it landed on my garden fork. It got really angry though and flew off the handle

[New game mini]

Went to get my X'mas tree today and the guy asked 'are you going to be putting this up yourself?' I said no, it's going in my living room you pervert.

[Ben_O]

The Inventor of predictive text died yesterday.

 

His funfair will be hello on sundial

[DJS911]

"That world famous rapper was banned for urinating into our local swimming pool"
"P. Diddy?"
Yes, right off the top diving board"